Which Doctor? March 24, 2009
Posted by modoathii in comeback, revival.trackback
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
“We’ve lost him”
‘Who’s gonna tell him the news?’
‘Well you’re the doc…’
‘Why do I always get the worst jobs. Isn’t it enough that I “killed”, now I have to be informer…jeez’
The doctor walks through the double doors leading out of the theatre towards Marto. Marto looks up and the doctor’s face says it all…
“I’m sorry! We did the best we could.”
Now in normal circumstances, Marto should be crying and screaming uncontrollably, but no…
“OK!”
“Okay? Excuse, that’s your friend lying there on the operating table.”
“Was.”
“Was?”
‘Was my friend.’
The doc looks around bewildered.
‘Can you believe this guy?’
Marto walks into the OR. He walks to the ice-cold-as-ideal-mix-of-vodka body of Modo. He looks up at the IV…
“What’s in here?”
“Water.”
‘What? And you wonder why he’s dead? Jeez, ulinunua PhD yako? Kwani what do you think the V in IV is for?”
“Er…”
“VODKA, dude, VODKA!”
Marto reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a ka-half.
“What…what are you doing?”
“Reviving him”
“You can’t…he’s my patient”
“Doc, he’s a corpse. He’s Peter’s problem.”
He thinks about what he’s just said…
“Actually, Peter isn’t bothered. This dude has a gate pass to hell”
Marto rips off the cord from the IV and puts it into the ka-half. He then inserts the other end into Modo’s mouth.
For a second there he contemplates putting it in the other opening.
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GLUG….
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GLUG!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….
BEEP…
BEEP…
BEEP…
“HE’S ALIVE!”
hehehe, welome back, you’ve been missed!
there’s a C missing in there somewhere…
Umerudi? Yeiii! Shangwe na vigelegele and all that…
And a token Vodo..when the Russian neiba returns
modo wa down…..stop drinking…you’ll die a better man
What a good thing to be here on the very first day of revival!
Just so you know, we got (or almost got) your match in word play and creativity (ourkid.blogspot.com). We now have more fat readings. This is good
MAKE SOME NOISSSSEEEEE
I tell you, nothing vodkha can’t cure!!! welcome back, Modo, thank you for refusing to let the light suck you in when you were on the other side.
vodka connects, cures, revives the dead…shouldn’t it be a required dwank for everyone over 10?
I knew you can’t keep a good dog down. Welcome back Modopuff!
The legendary Modo is back. It’ll be interesting to read your post in real time as opposed to combing the archives
Yaani all this time all you needed was vodo?
Yaaaay! He’s back! Niiiiiiice. Welcome back
I know a guy at AFCO if Vodo is all it takes. Welcome back and yes ita about time.
HAHAHAHAHA….what a comeback!
You have been missed and what did I say…..you will be back and now look at you.
Is this which doctor or witch-doctor? Just asking. Good to see you.
Ohhh. The correct url is ourkidbert.blogspot.com
Now I know why a buddy wa mine died. Am gonna sue!
PS: You’ll always be the best there ever is.
You have opened the curtains once again, and you are alive, and so is Marto. Yippee!
You came back! ((((((M))))))
lol!!
nice post
Mwenda!
wooohooooo!
Welcome back.
Now, onto the Shiroh Chronicles which you left in limbo…
gurgle gurgle!
The party kan-ti-nyuZZZZZ! no eternal zzzzzzz..zzz for Modo!
Karibu tena, Kamata jamo!
idiot resurrection
Welcome back Modo!