jump to navigation

I am busy… April 25, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
15 comments

Mazee, wasee sio ati nimekosa waSk ivo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana. kuna vile ilikuwa ni kafriday kamtulizo alafu sato nilikuwa job badala kule WaPI nikijaribu kumeet bantu tu!

so for al’y’all who t’ink i ain’t got work ta do, here be ME, busy at work…na hizo nywele kuna vile zinajisikia zinawant ka retouch…

photo-1.jpg

This was taken a few seconds before the mdosi waltzed in checked me out and called HR. kuna vile salo itachelewa this month.

Goofing off… April 21, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
19 comments

The badness of finding computer new and missing work is this. i have a comp another here man…leave only.

mypicture1.jpg
Here i put my face in front of camera with effect that calls itself…stretch. i have my eyes at your’s.

mypicture2.jpg
Here, effect calls itself bulge. Who’s the pig from guinea?

mypicture12.jpg
Yes this another of bulge. Beat a kiss…you are seeing how lips of Joe (the singer) mine?

mypicture3.jpg
This one is me in front of camera effect calling itself dent. I sit being told i have head hundred…so this sits like a self portrait. Yes, old men, I was in Star Trek.

hehe…mazee, look i’m loving it.

mypicture4.jpg
Here, man i’m inside of Twirl. it like i’m squeezing shit.

mypicture5.jpg
Effect is squeeze.

mypicture6.jpg
“Mirror mirror on the ukuta, what do i see” This effect calls itself ‘mirror’

mypicture16.jpg
Eye one, noses two, mouth half half…

mypicture7.jpg
here i have stretched my face…hear the pain.

mypicture17.jpg
Look in cat of bantu. Super clone

mypicture9.jpg
Here i’ve still dent myself.

mypicture10.jpg
Dented. Sniff, something smells funny.

mypicture11.jpg
Twirled. I’m sitting how like a hyena?

mypicture14.jpg
Stretched.

Watch watch, there is how you can say who i am, rather, you can see me. it’s not a must you call CSI BLOGOSPHERE!

Maybe, when we hit each other town i will have a straight face.

(hii post imeandikwa kwa lugha ya kikwetu directly translated. points for the dude who translates it back correctly)

APRIL YA MAFOOL TU… April 13, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
11 comments

Msee anasakanywa. Anasakanywa na manzi wa his. Anasakanywa na sista budake. Anasakanywa na beshte wake. Kila modhii ambaye hana bahati na anammesea anamsaka.

Si nimetuliza hivi kejani. Mdogo mdogo, roho mazee inajump one beat ahead of schedule juu ya bang ingine kwa dowa. Nikishafungua mlango isivi namyebi Marto. Mazee si anapant ka horse imetoka racecourse, na haikushinda race ata wahed. Namuliza isvipi, na badala kunianswer anapita na mimi vigwan.

“Hujaniyebi, sawa?” ananiwikia akipita kaa buu inadondoka valley rodi bila brakes na imejaa.

Si amepita na akajidunga kwa bediko ya mi chini ya blanketi. Kuna vile hauwezi jificha chini ya bed so ni lazima ukuwe mjanja. Saa hii joh, ilebirika iko jikoni haitoi steam kaa mimi. Huyu Marto anado what sasa? Hata kabla sijapiga step ya kutisha towards Marto, mlango tena inagongwa gongwa. Lakini raundii hii sio kama karao, juu mazee hii knock ni soft kaa TP ya 2 ply kutoka Velvex.

Nafungua dowa.

“Sema Modo” kwa sauti ya ndege kaa fifty zinazoimba in harmony. “umemuona Marto?”

Yaani, nacheki hii manzi. Eish. Msuper niaje…yaani nyangarika ka Marto ilimdanganya vipi ndio iingiane.

Niko about kumshow vile sijamuona Marto tangu sijui enzi za Mose, na akacheki bed imevimba kaa manzi anaball ya wazimu.

“Huyo ni nani?”

Dame blue murder karibu a scream.

“Shhh! Shhh! Huyu ni manzi wa-me. Tuliza, analala. Amechoka isvipi.”

Sasa dame ananicheki ni kama wale mamain actors wa Star Trek waliokutana na modhii kutoka space station inajiita ‘ZXYBORGILZ’ pale nyuma ya Jupiter. Ye, hujua sinanga achibela. Lakini kuna vile hawezi anza keunda kufunua blanketi. Hayuko shua kama atamget chali wa hers ama atapata karembo kameng’ara birthday suit fitting kama yule emperor.

“Sawa, ukimcheki nitilie. Au sio?” hii anawika akichekicheki ile ‘ball’ kwa bediko. “Atakipata. Anaeza aje niita Fool?”

Si elewi lakini namtilia…

“Poa mresh nitakudungia waya.”

Anaturn kuishia. Saa kwa situation kaa hii msee mnormal anafaa afunge dowa aingie keja na atulize. Lakini mi ni msee. Zile majamjing niliona kutoka nyuma…MAHAAA… msee! Ninalick malips in delight kisha nafeel kajoto na kawetness kwa shingo.

“Good view?”

“Oh, yea…ah iza Marto, nilikuwa na-make shua tu amefika gate salama. Sikuwa nacheki ma-those things”

Nacheka kikondoo (sheepishly)

“Marto, kwani umedo what ndio huyu msuper anazusha hivi?

Akanitilia story…

“Sio kitu serious. Ni ujinga tu ya mamanzi. Si wajua jana ilikuwa April Fool’s msee. Sasa mi mazee kuna vile sikuwa na njaa ya kumchezea msee vichafu na ujinga. So nikatuliza nikalenga. Lakini nilikuwa nimetuliza hivi nikapata SMS…”Safaricom are celebrating their birthday. Send this to ten people and get free airtime worth 250/-“

(pause there)

Hii risto ni ya a while back. Mnakumbuka ile enzi maSMS ziliwanga zinatumwa tumwa ati mtashinda masimu, sijui airtime, mkitumia wadhii wengi? Ni hizo enzi…early 2000s. Risto iendelee. Ngoja hakukua na mabamba hizo days. Tuendelee.)

“Hii SMS ilikuwa imenishibisha niaje. Na ilikuwa imetoka kwa nani? Shoree mwenyewe. Nilikuwa nimeudhika mbaya nikaona wacha nimalize hii risto ya hii SMS jinga kabisa. Kila msee aliye nitumia hii SMS nilimrudushi nikimshow…”This SMS actually works. I got free Airtime”

Wasee, including manzi si alikuwa amebambika niaje. Akaniuliza vipi ati hii kitu inado job. Nielezee. Si nikamshow…”if you want the message to work don’t forward the message. What you need to do is retype the message every time you send it”.

Si wasee, wakaretype, na wakasend kwa wadhii kumi kumi kila mtu. Karibu dakiki fifteen badaye wasee wananiuliza…”haya nimetuma sasa aje?”

“Mmetuma? Eh, sawa do-ini hivi, nendeni Safaricom house”

Madakika thirty shoree wangu na watu kaa tano, including siz wa mbuyu, wakanitumia SMS…”Haya, niko hapo…sasa ni fanye”

“mnaona, watchie wowote hapo. Nenda Msalimie na umwambie I AM A FOOL!”

End of story.

Si nilidedi na maLOL, na maROTFL…na kadhaa…

Ndio jana nilimcheki auntie wa his na mahasira ka wamama fortey kutoka ungem karibu aniwai slap juu mi ni beshte wake.

“Msee si we ni msheee…” akamalizia.

Kuna vile bado watu hawajazoea huyu mlefa Marto…bado mi najaribu kumuelewa. Na kuna vile bado sijamwelewa mwenyewe.

(My unofficial last un-english post before I become undone.)

A t’aosand apologies… April 11, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
9 comments

Wasee, mazee poleni. in my new job i’m a palm reader…

lakini enyewe mazee sielewi kile kimehappen. hii post ilifaa kuwa the first of it’s kind. a blog that has been blogged like never before…msisahau kuimba theme song ya star trek hapo…

hii post nilidunga kwa simu ya mkono lakini maiko mtoi wa yusufu na team yake kule kwa option ati betetter, waliniweka kama modhii wa Oz. na mjue mazee nikiiandika niliwaga kwa saloon, a homie gats ta look good, ndani ya dryer moto kaa ile oven na plan ku-buy. na mazee nilikuwa na njaa kaa vulture during the rainy season at the mara. na mifuko ziliona last doh, sijui siku gani.

poleni jo. mazee na vile niliandika over one-sixty characters…next time nikumbusheni ni bambe kaufiftey kwanza.

mazee alafu hii janta mpya nimepewa li-comp amazing. nikilog on kwa couch yangu inadaisha ati mi ni unyc…unyc ni dumba gani uniQ umeniangushia?

tena hii comp ni basic kaa andi…andi rover. yaani haina lulu wala lile.

na alafu jade ameniitia guardian angel atakaye unleash zijui ma-what…ama ni huyu ameanza kuniletea madome ka wife?

wacheni kwanza niielewe vi-proper, nimanage kuescape huyu so-called guardian angel, nisettle ki-wax…kisha nitawadungia tena. ndio pia nimelost bant’s.

methu, nitumie ma updated version ya kila application unajua…kuanzia DOS 2007.

nitapitia badaaaaaaaaaae…BADAE!.

Posting in the palm of ur hand! April 5, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
11 comments