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Maureen’s Whore shafted by the Fools May 2, 2007

Posted by modoathii in Uncategorized.
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Jose (pronounced appropriately Horsey…by me) should have guessed the night wouldn’t quite go his way. Especially after the extra ‘man’ crashed in on the meeting. Though you can’t really call it a gatecrashing considering he came to the ‘Fool’s’ home.

Music was blaring from the onset from the resident live band, which was not taking requests, especially not from Horsey, Maureen’s Whore. The special one. This evening he had requested the blues. A special mix of blues.

There was nothing special tonight. In fact the ‘fools’ made him so ordinary that all he saw was red. And blood hadn’t been spilled yet. This would be one stormy night.

It was heated from the word go. And the ‘band’ played on encouragingly. This ‘Fool” knew he wasn’t walking alone.

In a few minutes, the ‘fool’ smacked the special one on the face. A nice sweet left that Maureen’s Whore never saw coming. Sweet revenge for the slap the ‘fool’ got last week. Horsey scratched and scratched but never did much damage. In fact, quite late into the meeting, the ‘Fool” unleashed a serious right that had Horsey reeling, But quick action from the tormented waiter saved him…but not for long.

The band was hysterical. The levels were deafening. The Whore looked worried. The ‘Fool’ just smiled. Two quick kicks under the table had Maureen’s Whore reeling before the ‘fool’ unleashed one more punch.

Horsey, Maureen’s Whore was down! The ‘fool’ walked round the starry-eyed Whore and gave him a good shaft in the backside. That was it.

The Whore was TERRYfied. “DIDIER see that? We were ROBBEN in broad daylight.” He cried, as he asked for the CECH. And like a Nigerian ‘broda’ he cried, “OBI looking for you in the night. Be careful, FOOL!”

The ‘fool’ was surprised by the sudden name-COLEing. “This isn’t WRIGHT,” thought he as he ‘accidentally’ knocked down the LAMPARD, “Wacha MAKELELE, we are from Europe, not ESSIENs”

The ‘fool’ walked victoriously past the Whore’s battered FERREIRA parked just outside. As he waltzed into sunset with the Horsey’s scalp he spotted one sad ROMAN in the shadows in his usual drabby attire.

The final date was set, the ‘fool’ would meet UNCLE OTI in Greece, again.

GO LIVERPOOL!

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Comments»

1. aegeus - May 2, 2007

No comments yet? How? Now me a non football fan here first. This is some creative ish man! Keep them posts coming. ROTFL!!!

2. Bomseh - May 3, 2007

Yaani jana and leo posts are about futa. And non football fans get here first eeh?

they were busy watching the game…ama niw atu wa SHELL-SHIT!

3. Klara - May 3, 2007

Well-Written…Lakini Ngojeni Ac-Milan will displine u guys!!

najua tutaWASHWA! they’ll make a sumptous MILAN out of us.

4. boy genius - May 3, 2007

i was waiting to comment today on that…… jana! ohhhh. modoaathi, back to you.

5. dkwin - May 3, 2007

Acha kelele.. League bado haijaisha…
lakini ii season niko chini ya maji.. Eh lakini si mlijingili Chelsea jana…
Na ii Maureen Whore tena umetoa piwa.. Inakaa unaeza kua DJ ama ni msanii mkali na izo kareoke(sp) umeeka uko ndani…
Mi bado naimba Asenali uku.. Lakini Mapropu kwenyu… Mmeamulia wathii inakaa… 🙂

6. mudskippah - May 10, 2007

Nice words. That’s a good thing, considering you will most likely have to eat them during the finals.

7. inexes - May 10, 2007

GO LIVERPOOL GO!!!!!!


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