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Which Doctor? March 24, 2009

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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

“We’ve lost him”

‘Who’s gonna tell him the news?’

‘Well you’re the doc…’

‘Why do I always get the worst jobs. Isn’t it enough that I “killed”, now I have to be informer…jeez’

The doctor walks through the double doors leading out of the theatre towards Marto. Marto looks up and the doctor’s face says it all…

“I’m sorry! We did the best we could.”

Now in normal circumstances, Marto should be crying and screaming uncontrollably, but no…

“OK!”

“Okay? Excuse, that’s your friend lying there on the operating table.”

“Was.”

“Was?”

‘Was my friend.’

The doc looks around bewildered.

‘Can you believe this guy?’

Marto walks into the OR. He walks to the ice-cold-as-ideal-mix-of-vodka body of Modo. He looks up at the IV…

“What’s in here?”

“Water.”

‘What? And you wonder why he’s dead? Jeez, ulinunua PhD yako? Kwani what do you think the V in IV is for?”

“Er…”

“VODKA, dude, VODKA!”

Marto reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a ka-half.

“What…what are you doing?”

“Reviving him”

“You can’t…he’s my patient”

“Doc, he’s a corpse. He’s Peter’s problem.”

He thinks about what he’s just said…

“Actually, Peter isn’t bothered. This dude has a gate pass to hell”

Marto rips off the cord from the IV and puts it into the ka-half. He then inserts the other end into Modo’s mouth.

For a second there he contemplates putting it in the other opening.

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GLUG….

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GLUG!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….

BEEP…

BEEP…

BEEP…

“HE’S ALIVE!”

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1. CB - March 24, 2009

hehehe, welome back, you’ve been missed!

2. CB - March 24, 2009

there’s a C missing in there somewhere…

3. Val - March 24, 2009

Umerudi? Yeiii! Shangwe na vigelegele and all that…

And a token Vodo..when the Russian neiba returns πŸ™‚

4. joyunspeakable - March 24, 2009

modo wa down…..stop drinking…you’ll die a better man

5. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- - March 24, 2009

What a good thing to be here on the very first day of revival!

Just so you know, we got (or almost got) your match in word play and creativity (ourkid.blogspot.com). We now have more fat readings. This is good

MAKE SOME NOISSSSEEEEE

6. Iwaya - March 24, 2009

I tell you, nothing vodkha can’t cure!!! welcome back, Modo, thank you for refusing to let the light suck you in when you were on the other side.

7. 3N - March 24, 2009

vodka connects, cures, revives the dead…shouldn’t it be a required dwank for everyone over 10?

8. Archer - March 24, 2009

I knew you can’t keep a good dog down. Welcome back Modopuff!

9. Loco - March 25, 2009

The legendary Modo is back. It’ll be interesting to read your post in real time as opposed to combing the archives πŸ™‚

10. Kafai - March 25, 2009

Yaani all this time all you needed was vodo?

11. sibbie - March 25, 2009

Yaaaay! He’s back! Niiiiiiice. Welcome back πŸ˜€

12. Gish - March 25, 2009

I know a guy at AFCO if Vodo is all it takes. Welcome back and yes ita about time.

13. Mocha! - March 25, 2009

HAHAHAHAHA….what a comeback!

You have been missed and what did I say…..you will be back and now look at you.

14. 3TOC - March 25, 2009

Is this which doctor or witch-doctor? Just asking. Good to see you.

15. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- - March 26, 2009

Ohhh. The correct url is ourkidbert.blogspot.com

16. Our Kid - March 26, 2009

Now I know why a buddy wa mine died. Am gonna sue!

PS: You’ll always be the best there ever is.

17. bomseh - March 30, 2009

You have opened the curtains once again, and you are alive, and so is Marto. Yippee!

18. Tandra - March 31, 2009

You came back! ((((((M))))))

19. gladys - April 1, 2009

lol!!
nice post

20. Xs - April 2, 2009

Mwenda!

21. farmgal - April 3, 2009

wooohooooo!

22. egm - April 11, 2009

Welcome back.

Now, onto the Shiroh Chronicles which you left in limbo…

23. boyfulani. - April 13, 2009

gurgle gurgle!

The party kan-ti-nyuZZZZZ! no eternal zzzzzzz..zzz for Modo!

Karibu tena, Kamata jamo!

24. mudskippah - June 16, 2009

idiot resurrection

25. Ngare - August 4, 2009

Welcome back Modo!


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