Is it just me…

One of Jupiter’s twelve young ones called out to his mother, “Mum, what’s wrong auntie Earth?”

“Why my child?” asked Jupiter.

“She’s spinning so fast.”

It is then that I go to my couch, dust it, lie and ponder…

IS IT JUST ME OR IS TIME MOVING FAST? TOO FAST!

Yet, perhaps it’s not such a bad thing. I mean, look at it this way, at least we get to reach our dreams faster…no ati waaaaaaaiting! Sitting here…diversion! by the way, why do we spell sit as ‘sit’, sitting as ‘sitting’ but seated is not ‘sitted’? …hmmm… okay…where was I? Sitting here I ponder further on what makes the days move fast…

Have fun…
Ever noticed how time flies when having fun? You’re on the floor boogying and enjoying yourself then it’s time to go home. But, be warned, if you dance with the likes of kina Unyc, who dance non-stop till 5 in the AM, that night will be quite long, especially if you tire in one hour, like the best of us.

Enjoy your sleep…
You’re sleeping and having this great dream about this fliest mama…(on special occasions ‘taps’ are open)…and the bed is warm like crazy when…bloody alarm goes off. You beg and force that extra 5 minutes, only to realise the five minutes are three minutes long.

Spend time with a fly mama…
You’re on a date with this HOOOOT interesting chick and no sooner have you said hi to her it’s time to say bye. Try that with a not fly boring mama…

And the secret is don’t miss the fly mama…
If you do, the day/night until you meet again will be every long, so be happy don’t think about her, just think of Janet and Maria at Apple Beez, MOB at Rezorus, the miscellaneous chicks at HEARTZ, the flier ones at Mwendas, the langaz at F2, the nyake at The Hood…no, don’t just think, GO!

Never finish stuff…
Especially those work-related and that involve deadlines. That’s a politically correct way of saying…procrastinate. Honestly, how many times have you ever started on something that’s needed in two weeks and you think…ah, two weeks is far…so you forget about it until two days to go when you go like…S***T! Time has flown, deadline is kesho…OH NO! Oh yes….

Have buddies like Marto…
Though there are reservations to his time-speeding escapades. He’s a fun dude, and time flies when you’re with him…BUT, he’s also known to help lose time. We’ve lost a couple of days thanks to him…one y’all know of, the other, well…

Wear your ‘Sunday best’…
Not really Sunday best, but when you wear your best clothes you realise it’s already evening and no one has noticed you. But try wearing that shady clad and hope no-one will notice…Murphy’s Law people, that’s when everyone who’s anyone notices and it becomes one of the many long days…

Don’t visit boring relatives…
I’m not saying you don’t see your people, by all means go see them but if you find yourself staring at the ceiling discussing the weather…don’t blame me. BUT, everything can be made interesting..discuss the weather with an interesting twist, like a novel..example…”The negro cumulus nimbus cloud swung his way up to this fly jungu female cloud. And started chatting her up. Things got really steamy (the mist) and before long they both came (drizzle) and she was now heavily pregnant with rain.”…hehehe

Do PJs
Personal Jobs. There’s no one who messes up your time like a client on the side. They always want their work NOW. And you never have time for them, so each day keeps zooming past and you realise you haven’t done anything. Oh and it’s good for dealing with the only, ONLY thing that can never be made to come sooner…end month. End month is always far far away…The PJ client doesn’t allow you time to think of being broke…

So while the Americans and others are thinking of saving days…I’m working on reaching my dream soonest…

Oh, one more,

BLOG!
Time flies when you’re blogging…perusing, just half of my blog roll, I discover the better part of the day is gone and deadline for the ad I’m to do is tomorrow…OH CRAP, HOW TIME FLIES!